Bread and Jam
I wrote this in 2006 and played it on the Rock and Roll Tour of Rock with Lardpony and The Scarlet Tuesday, but I haven't done it much since, just because it's really, really hard to play and I'm lazy. This is a shame because it's quite a pretty song. Maybe I'll record it for the album or summat, eh.
You need to think twice
cos you say I'm nice
when actually I'm selfish as can be
You poured your heart out
all I thought about
was what you're gonna cook me for my tea
And there are no excuses left for how I am
You made me tea, you brought me bread and jam
You drove me home, you cleaned my kitchen floor
And all you get are my demands for more
And then, furthermore,
I let you pay for
my mortgage and our holiday to Rome
You think I'm dead brill
but one day I will
break your heart and nick your taxi home
And there are no excuses left for how I am
You made me tea, you brought me bread and jam
You drove me home, you cleaned my kitchen floor
And all you get are my demands for more |