That's a speech bubble, by the way, not an obese sperm.

If you'd like to join my rock and roll mailing list of rock – and I strongly advise that you do; it's at the 'once a month' end of the scale rather than the 'help, I'm being stalked!' end – then please enter your email address in this form.

This would delight me. I would be further delighted, however, if you were to drop an email my way, be it to say hello, initiate a lengthy debate about the merits and demerits of Phil Jevons, or just ask where I get my hair done. So here is my address:

I've done it as an image so that the spambots can't pick it up. Unless they're really, really clever and can read images, in which case they probably deserve it. Anyway, this means you can't click on it to email me. You will have to go and type in the address by hand. Go on. The exercise will do you good.

Look forward to hearing from ya. Yeah.